it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
bae: come over
me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band
bae: my parents are not home
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
There are no slow news days in Australia
Am I the only one who, by force of habit, reread the headline on every gif?
I did too.
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Innocent Love – Modelaeroplanes
i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’