queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

foxesandfeathers:

Blindsided. This lady’s love has turned my world upside down in the greatest of ways.

niazkillem:

bae: come over

me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band

bae: my parents are not home

me: 

image

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do


(Source: 1ibertine)


(Source: falloutvapor)


thetomska:

chanmanthe2nd:

There are no slow news days in Australia

Am I the only one who, by force of habit, reread the headline on every gif?

I did too. 


wooden-folks:

this is a living van gogh’s painting

(Source: englishsnow)

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(Source: heyfunniest)


uhearditherefirst:

Disclosure x Friend Within - The Mechanism


uhearditherefirst:

Innocent Love – Modelaeroplanes

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

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